Thursday, 1 November 2012

What would I do if I was a man for 24 hours.

Thanks to Tegan for choosing this topic on twitter the other night after I made her do a post on vjazzling.  I love random stuff and it was her fault for mentioning it!!

Anyway what would I do if I was a man.  Pee standing up and fart.  Easy. 

My computer is not playing nice at the moment so I will come back and revisit this important topic but for now if I were to be a man here is who I would want to be.
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So what would you do if you were a man??

10 comments:

  1. Stock Devil Spawn up on lollies just before dinner then leave my partner to deal with it.

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    1. Yep or lollies for breakfast then go out to work all day!!

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  2. Sit on my ass watching V8s/F1/fishing/TVS shows all weekend, rain, hail or shine

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    1. Agreed or some mega disaster thing!!

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  3. MARKY MARK!!!?? ISn't that like Mark Wahlberg's nickname when he was a rapper when he was a kid back in the day???? Lol i thought i was the only one who knew that. My husand denies the existence of that story and says I make it up and there's no such thing as Marky Mark.

    If I was a man, I would totally enjoy pissing the crap out of my wife by being a little smartarse and then ask in an innocent voice: "Why are you annoyed? Settle down. Is your period coming?" And totally evil laugh in my heart.

    Sorry that was a rant. I was answering the question What would I do if I was my husband lol.

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    1. He will always be Marky Mark to me!! Show hubby the video!!
      And the "you must be at that time of the month" is most annoying but I will add that to my list!

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  4. Put three things in the dishwasher and then turn to my wife expecting lavish praise, a foot massage, and, of course, an evening of wild, passionate sex.

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