Anyway what would I do if I was a man. Pee standing up and fart. Easy.
My computer is not playing nice at the moment so I will come back and revisit this important topic but for now if I were to be a man here is who I would want to be.
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So what would you do if you were a man??
Stock Devil Spawn up on lollies just before dinner then leave my partner to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteYep or lollies for breakfast then go out to work all day!!
DeleteSit on my ass watching V8s/F1/fishing/TVS shows all weekend, rain, hail or shine
ReplyDeleteAgreed or some mega disaster thing!!
DeleteMARKY MARK!!!?? ISn't that like Mark Wahlberg's nickname when he was a rapper when he was a kid back in the day???? Lol i thought i was the only one who knew that. My husand denies the existence of that story and says I make it up and there's no such thing as Marky Mark.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a man, I would totally enjoy pissing the crap out of my wife by being a little smartarse and then ask in an innocent voice: "Why are you annoyed? Settle down. Is your period coming?" And totally evil laugh in my heart.
Sorry that was a rant. I was answering the question What would I do if I was my husband lol.
He will always be Marky Mark to me!! Show hubby the video!!
DeleteAnd the "you must be at that time of the month" is most annoying but I will add that to my list!
Oh Jon.... That is all
ReplyDeleteGet in line he is all mine!!
DeletePut three things in the dishwasher and then turn to my wife expecting lavish praise, a foot massage, and, of course, an evening of wild, passionate sex.
ReplyDeleteI would so try this one!!
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