Friday, 19 October 2012

FFS Friday- when in doubt kick it

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Its been all about the washing machine this week.  Or how the washing machine crapped itself then I fixed it then it broke again then I said eff it and kept using it anyway.  FFS

I pulled it apart and kicked it and it worked for 2 loads then beeped at me.  FFS

Like hell will I be handwashing like in the olden days.  FFS

Especially not 10 days worth of stinky work clothes.  FFS

Does it really matter if the clothes are not rinsed just washed and drained.  FFS

Turns out our neighbour is a washing machine repair man.  I will be knocking on his door if it happens again.  FFS

One extreme parenting fail this week when the big one was pushing the baby in the 3 1/2 year old seen better days pram and accidentally tipped it over resulting in blood.  So much blood.  FFS

There was so much blood I thought a trip to the hospital would be on the cards.  After cleaning him up it was a teeny scraped nose and lip.  FFS

This incident occurred at 330pm so was witnessed by about a gazillion people as its a busy time on our street.  FFS

No random strangers who pulled up I do not need your help.  FFS

Why does the head bleed so much?  Seriously is there a medical reason?

One last thing this week.  Worlds stupidest Christmas present suggestion-  A drum kit for 2 small children.  FFS

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11 comments:

  1. Tegan Churchill19 October 2012 at 09:23

    One of my friends goes out of her way to buy Dyllan the noisiest most annoying toys. Jokes on her though because I just throw them in the bin!

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    1. ann19 October 2012 at 13:20

      Thats the only thing you can do in that situation!! I hide the noisy ones and pray they don't find them!!

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  2. Parental Parody19 October 2012 at 10:18

    Beware the evil family/friends (usually the childless ones, or those whose kids have grown up and want to enact sadistic revenge on others whose kids are still young) - they are the ones who will buy your kids the drum kit, the annoying plastic ball popping lawn mower, the percussion set to go with the drums, or the Sponge Bob Kiddy Karaoke boombox that doesn't have a low volume option.

    And the blood volume this purely to make you look bad in public. Because if it had happened inside where nobody could see, guaranteed there would've been a distinct absense of blood. True story.

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    1. Parental Parody19 October 2012 at 10:19

      "And the blood volume IS purely", not "this". Clearly. My brains has been altered by Sponge Bob songs, clearly.

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    2. ann19 October 2012 at 13:22

      Sadly I knew what you meant!! My grammer is shocking today!! Whoever brought the sponge bob boombox should be defriended, disowned or shot!! I don't need blood to let my bad parent light shine it just adds to it!!

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  3. Unknown19 October 2012 at 10:24

    Oh god nnooo drum kits in my house! Sorry about all the bloog, i hate it when kids get hurt :( hope the washing machine stops being such a b! Lol

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    1. ann19 October 2012 at 13:25

      Thanks Mandy!! I will be happy to have a drum kit when I win lotto and can build a soundproof room!!

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  4. GlossQueen 19 October 2012 at 10:54

    What is it with people giving noisy presents to children!

    I'm glad bub is okay.

    As long as the clothes are cleaned, who cares if they aren't rinsed. And at least you'll be saving water not rinsing them :)

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    1. ann19 October 2012 at 13:30

      He is fine thank you!! The kid is such a boof head!! Glad someone is with me on the washing situation

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  5. Unknown20 October 2012 at 10:54

    So glad the 'bloody' kids are alright :) The head does bleed like a mofo! and the only drum kits allowed in my house are iPod apps.

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