Its been a long week. FFS
Unpacking sux big time. FFS
At least this week the kids have been contained to the backyard of dirt. FFS
Kids, dirt and a dog bowl of water= mud. Mud caked in hair, clothes and carpet. FFS
The big one also needs to change his clothes every time a drop of water gets on them. FFS
Lucky its been hot and we are back to nudey runs. FFS
The kids that is not me. I am about to embark on a week long detox. FFS
Alcohol is cleansing right? FFS
Maybe liposuction is the key. FFS
We are still with green snot. It is relentless. FFS
We finally got our blinds up but not before I danced around with a wooden spoon as a microphone singing
MMMMBop by Hanson. FFS
We live on a pretty busy street and I am quite sure a gazillion people saw. FFS
In other unrelated things if I see
gangnam style one more time I will lose it. FFS
Why does the world hate Nickelback? I love them and make no apologies for it. FFS
Seriously best song ever except when your 3 year old starts singing "all in balls out" FFS
Another song added to the no play around kids list. FFS
Why do all the knobs of the world get to interview all the cool people? Eg the today show with Pink. FFS
Jessie J has been song of the week here. On repeat over and over and over. FFS
Thats it for me I am off to shove more crap in a cupboard. FFS
OK just to prove the universe is against me this was scheduled to post at 6am and it didn't. FFS
I wrote it yesterday coz I am super organised like that. FFS
Not a big deal right? No not at all except in the 5 minutes I sat down the baby got his nappy off and did a freaking poo in the lounge room. FFS
And stood in it and somehow his brother also managed to walk in it. FFS
One early morning bath and half a bottle of floor cleaner all before 730am. FFS
I am off now to drown the area in more disinfectant followed by drowning my sorrows FFS