Thursday, 1 October 2015

Things I Know #78- My week in Facey posts




VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next hour, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow.
However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status.


Thanks Spoon Shortage for the facey giggles


Total crack up!!  Gawd some people are gullible!!


Funniest thing ever!! Gawd help me while I adjust to the changing of the time!!


So excited for this!!

Keeping with the supernatural theme!!



Who commissions these movies, stop now please for the love of all that is holy!!  Fyi this is out after Christmas!!



Throwing it back this week 17 years with some classic Vengaboys.  Yes that animated woman has oversized bazoongas!!

That is about all I know this week, enjoy the long weekend (if you get one).  Apparently we are in for a warm one!!  Oh and bring it Term 4 we are all over you before you have even begun!!



3 comments:

  1. HAHA love the Green Eggs and Ham rewrite! Enjoy the sunshine♥

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  2. I laughed and laughed at your mockery of the ever so common FB status! Very clever!:) I may be tempted to post it and see how many share.;)

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  3. Ah yes. Term 4. Bleeeeuuurgh! Have a great weekend Ann :)

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