The HOTH and I have managed t put up a bbq, outdoor setting and a massive ikea expedit with minimal name calling and swearing. This is extremely odd and I am not sure our relationship can take this niceness. FFS
Also a crime was committed in our house. Someone left a bottle of wine with only one glass out of it on the kitchen bench and when it was discovered the next day it had a fly floating in it. FFS
The oven man turned up on Wednesday. Since when did 845 become the new between 930-12. FFS
Turns out the ovens problem was me. FFS
But seriously who puts a timer on an oven with an "auto off" feature so when the timer goes off the oven switches off and does not turn back on until the knob is turned back to off. FFS
The oven man was rude. FFS
Daylight savings can kiss my backside. I used to have 2 children who would be in bed at 7. So far this week the earliest night has been 745pm. FFS
My only other complaint is the fact all week the only song being sung in this house has been "The Hokey freaking Pokey". FFS
Out of spite I hope this song gets stuck in everyone elses head!!.. FFS
This toy is my idea of torture!!
There is great debate on youtube whether it is pokey or cokey!! I stand by POKEY!! FFS
Love these posts so much!! Very funny reading. And for the record, I'm totally with you on the pokey v cokey debate. It's definitely Pokey with a P!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kirsten!! It is pokey for sure!!
DeleteThat fly died happy! Hokey, pokey, cokey - sounds like just another night at our local infamous mega pub.
ReplyDeleteMega pub sounds awesome!! That fly died very happily!!
DeleteYou did fish the fly out, charge it for its night of free boozing, and drink the rest of the bottle, right?
ReplyDeleteLuckily it wasn't the best bottle to start off with!! Probably why it never made its way back to the fridge!!
DeleteHokey Cokey doesn't even make sense. Didn't those people go to school. It's 'oooohhh the hokey pokey'.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!! The ammount of cokey on there is ridiculous!!
DeleteI too dislike tempermental appliances. We still haven't figured out everything for our new stove and dishwasher. Glad it was something simple though.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder of Hockey Pockey, I'll be singing that to my guy along with Shake your Sillies Out by Raffi. *big grin* And I've always known it as Pokey, but I think I remember a Brit friend saying Cokey.
oh wow you are evil!! just looked thst up on youtube with the kids around!! BIG MISTAKE!! Now they are singing it!!
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